music-pix:

#drums

music-pix:

#drums

larryandziam-infinitely:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

I SANG THIS

(via hedwigofthetardis)

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

(via destielsandwich)

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

2spookykarkat:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjackolantern:

piranhapunk:

fuffuster:

some of you may be aware of the facebook guide explaining how to make rainbow spaghetti.

welp, i’m 100% sure that no one has a better dad in the entire world than i do

??? i want blue spaghetti„

what an awesome dad tho

SCREAMS

so when your dad come home and make hte spaghetti

(via cracks-me-up)

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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(via destielsandwich)

(via nymphfaun)

theemuka:

i’m literally coming to the realization that i’m not close to anybody anymore and it sucks

(via mario-cunt)

I’ve never considered myself a femme fatale as I’ve never seduced anyone and ruined their lives. At least as far as I know.-Scarlett Johansson

(via shipcest)

(via asuraum)

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

(via jesusdontcare)

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

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and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

(via wholockedkelly)

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